We're Number One!

I found a meme over at Shakesville that I couldn't resist, knowing, as I did, what some of the answers would be before I even started. In short: "attempt to find 5 statements, which if you were to type into Google [...] you'll find that you are returned with your blog as the number one hit".

I believe my results show that while this blog doesn't have a huge amount of content, it is full of snarky goodness.


Here are my results:
1. that queer chick (duh!)
2. smooching baby dykes
3. ex-gay-o-rama
4. irrefragably evil
and my favorite,
5. Is there any motherfucker leading the "family values" movement who doesn't want to give dudes a blow job in a mens' room?

Those are all without resorting to the dread quotes. If you do enclose the search in quotes, this one works too: "once again, it's all about the dick".

What kind of liberal are you?

My Liberal Identity:

You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

Take the quiz at www.fightconservatives.com

Via Shakesville/Shakespeare's Sister--and when are they getting their domain back, anyway?

Edit: Shakesville has returned!

This blog is rated NC-17

... at least according to a silly test over at Mingle²


This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* queer (12x)
* gay (3x)
* vagina (2x)
* dead (1x)

Among other things, the word bisexual is apparently not as "adult" as gay or queer. Well, either that, or it doesn't exist at all for this test's purposes.

Hey, I just realized it mentioned vagina, but not penis or dick, both of which I've used. For that matter, what about lesbian and dyke? You know, if they expanded their list a bit, I might make it all the way to an X! (Does that even exist any more?)


Via Pandagon

Unconscious Mutterings, week 229

The old free association game. She gives the starter word, you give the response.

1. Compulsion :: Sexual


2. Spiritual :: Journal


3. Spray :: Water


4. Compatibility :: Test


5. Pursuit :: Happiness


6. Fake :: Tan


7. Mobile :: Home


8. Ceremony :: Wedding


9. Ribbons :: Streamers


10. Mozart :: Salieri

You can play too, if you wish. Just be sure to comment or track back at Luna Niña.

Unconscious Mutterings, Week 226

The old free association game. She gives the starter word, you give the response.

1. Savage :: Breast


2. Warrior :: Spear


3. Daisy :: Fresh


4. Schedule :: Calendar


5. Rock, paper, scissors :: Shoot


6. Medical :: Examination


7. Jade :: Pendant


8. Elevator :: Button


9. Drain :: Board


10. Goldfish :: Cracker

Can you play? Certainly, it's lots of fun. Just be sure to comment or track back at Luna Niña.